Magnanimous Musings

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ew valentines day is soon, can’t wait to hear how everyone is ‘forever alone’……….

Last valentines day I went out on a date with my, at the time, girlfriend and her best friend. We went got lunch and visited a local sex shop. This valentines day I won’t be doing anything at all, and I’m okay with that, because I’m pretty sure I don’t have anything to prove to anyone. 

Edit: Pretty sure I forgot to add in some kind of juicy details… Naw, it sounds much more charming this way.  

Reblogged 4 months ago from davesexual (Originally from synodik)
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    Last valentines day I went out on a date with my, at the time, girlfriend and her best friend. We went got lunch and...
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    I don’t really care since Korra is my valentine~
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    remember if you guys are forever alone, I can change that in a jiffy call me
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    *One Shot K.O.* On a side note, dude you get some odd results when you search “Jonathan Joestar Chocolate” including...
  23. silencedrowns reblogged this from uvibee and added:
    jonathan joestar eating a chocolate bar so fast his hair flies away from his face
  24. azurevoid reblogged this from silencedrowns and added:
    That’s the only good thing about Valentine’s Day.
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    Oh god. Day after sales are amazing. If you’re lucky some stores will have some valentines day candy on sale sale, so...
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    The worst thing about Valentine’s Day - The Oatmeal //theoatmeal.com/blog/valentines_day
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    ^^^^these are my sentiments exactly REBOUND SALE CHOCOLATE also guys friendship is a form of love too why don’t you take...
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    i can’t wait to have an excuse to tell my friends how much i love them and want to cuddle them and brush their hair and...